Sunday, December 11, 2011

Thoughts

I'm really trying to take advantage of everything here...like the musees!

Friday night, I went with Maria Elena to the Louvre and we did drawing of the Victoire de la Samothrace.

When we had just about finished, a cute boy with red headphones came up to us and asked if he could see our drawings and we gladly did so. Enterprising Maria swiftly asked him to take a photo of us with her fancy camera, one pretending to draw, the other displaying our creations.

It only occurred to me later that he was probably trying to flirt with us <3

As we had arrived late, we had scarcely any time after the first drawing to look around. Maria brought up the point that the French had stolen so many works from Italy- including peintures, sculptures and statues.

I begged her to teach me more Italian and she did so graciously: some words were much more rude than others !
Che fottuta puttana, troia, zoccola e baldracca! La BRUTTA!! Si, si Vittoria ha ragione!

I really hope to return to Italy next year, hopefully in January and see my lovely copines italiennes.

We had a quick look around but soon had to leave.
Had another look at the Chrissy Markets and then had a cup of Vanilla tea at Maria's.
Bliss!

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Wishlizt=Mes Kiffes

WISHLIZT 
Mes Kiffes
(so much cooler with a zed)


1. Doc Martens: So Insanely cool. ALL the colours.
Je les convoite.
"Une paire en rose, s'il vous plait. Et jaune.
Et celle-ci en orange.
Ouais, je prendrai celle-la en vert pour completer mon look.


2. Red Lipstick: I didn't bring one to Paris! Silly girl!
Mais, qu'est-ce que tu dis!
Une belle, jeune femme ne doit pas jamais quitter la maison sans de la rouge a levres...
C'est mauvais pour la sante, Coucou...











3. Liquid Eyeliner
Lost mine...




Homesickness, December funsies

Dear Diary,

This might be too soon, but I want to make sweet, sloppy love to you.

Love Tori xx

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But in all seriousness let's address the things running through my mind.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

So I've got until January 15th before I finish classes properly, two weeks afterwards in Paris until the rent finishes up and then after being kicked out, I'm going to Rome, Pompeii, Germany and England. I think.

I've yet to book anything. It's hard to make decisions about where to go!!
I need to ring Mummikins to ask her advice: a queen of travelling.

I was feeling a bit blue today. I will blame it on this crappy, crappy weather we have been having. Oh why did I ever complain about it being too hot?

I slept two hours on Tuesday night and hence went to bed at 6pm yesterday afternoon, a Wednesday. Was went to go to a "Seven Deadly Sins ou Les Sept Peches Capitaux" party but slept through it waking at half-past Midnight. Asleep again at nearly 6am and then up at 11am.

I spent the morning doing nothing except for quickly learning the Passe Simple (a written past tense that doesn't exist in English).

Went to Linguistics class and fell into a sullen and disinterested mood.
This could be due to:

  • Not seeing friends enough 
  • Hormones
  • Rickety sleep patterns
  • No exercise
  • Unhealthy eating
  • Cabin Fever, brought on by not enough hours (or any) of sunlight
  • homesickness

While looking at a passage of Candide by Voltaire:
It was pretty funny when Prof. Brunner said that the classement of the lexical aspect of the verb "to have burned down a village" depended on whether you thought that it was an activity, an accomplishment or a finishing off of something.

When she further explained that it depended on whether you were considering how long it took to burn down a village the class roared with laughter.

I love linguistics.

Anyway the parentals are arriving in 10 days! Hurray for a home-cooked meal!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Assignments

Hi there.
I've been rather dull this week: that's what happens when you do no work all semester and suddenly find yourself hit with three assignments due all in the space of 1.5 weeks.

Oh, ok I did work for Linguistics, because it's really interesting; I also remember a lot about my culture lessons because I love them; furthermore I did a commentaire (in-class two hours) on the film of Le Festin de Babette for Methodology.

It's fairly unlucky that all these things are due at the same time.

Oh, I forgot that I also had a mid-term exam for Ling, and another two-hour test for Culture (commentaire).

Week (N)
Meant to have had:

  • Wed: 2 h X in-class commentaire on a painting or a lettre de Mme de Sevigne
  • Wed: 2 h X in-class commentaire on a film seen in-class about the significance of French Food in the text.
But Mme. Rollin was away and so all got shifted to the next week.

Week (N+1)

  • Wed: 4 h X catch-up tests
  • Thurs: 2.5 h X Ling. mid-term
Week (N+2)

  • Fri: 3 page commentaire due on an extract of La Toison d'Or by Theophile Gautier
Week (N+3)

  • Tues: an in-class expose meant to last 1/2 h on a dream out of Mrs Dalloway or 3 page commentaire with three parts (themes if you like): Due Tomorrow, FUCK!
  • Fri: another commentaire due on La Toison d'Or.


I'm fully getting into this whole literature thing, however: it makes me wonder whether I would have been better off doing Lit. at school rather than TEE Art/Art History. This said, analysing literature is much like analysing a painting, perhaps even easier.

Argh, gotta to go finish this piece of work and grab some groceries.

  • Capsicum
  • Lettuce
  • Pasta Sauce
  • Eggs
  • Milk
  • Margarine
  • Fruit
  • Biscuits
  • Rice
  • Prawns
  • Noodles.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Improvement

It is only now when I use MS Word to write my commentaire on this short story, that I realise how much my French has improved in two months. Incroyable... Que les mots coulent de mes mains qui tapent comme une sorte de machine-cerveau. TAPE-TAPE-TAF{E a l'epoque c'etait qqch je le convoitais, et que les mots me viennent comme un tropeau de moutons a un berger.

Putain de merde! Pourquoi je ne peux pas faire les accents francais avec ce putain de forme epistolaire! Je m'excuse, mes petits. Mais je me sens vraiment vivement. Je me leve tot (ok, je dirais assez tot pour moi, la Belle dormante, je fais des devoirs, et que je me sens bien!

Que la vie est belle. J'ai de la convivialite mais je peux encore perfectionner mon francais. Ce serait dommage de repartir de Paris, apres avoir tant appris. J'ai fait si tant de progres! Mon prof en Australie, nous avions dit, que la piste d'apprentissage sera dur des le depart de la premiere seance de son cours. Je dois trouver un moyen de maintenir mon bon niveau de francais a UWA pour que je n'oublie rien!

Mais je n'oublierais jamais les amis que j'ai fait ici a Paris. JAMAIS.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Things about Living Alone.


Listling Without Commentary: 19 Things About Living Alone

1. If you set a thing down, it just stays there.
2. You could die and people might not find your body for weeks.
3. There is no dissemination of responsibility. Also there is no responsibility.
4. You will feel the need to explain why you live alone so people don’t think you are a sociopath.
5. You must play music all the time. The quiet is when the weird creeps in.
6. You may feel like someone could break in and kill you at any moment, and in some ways you’re right.
Not actually possible since I live on the 6th floor and I am the only one with access to a key
7. No one ever knows where you are. Usually you are home.
8. Your fridge may just have hummus and four kinds of beer, and I guess that’s okay. Or only has tamarind and chicken stock on Sundays and equally three empty bottles of milk.
9. Things you won’t just have, unless you go out of your way to buy them yourself: band-aids, q-tips, mayonnaise, dryer sheets.
10. Accept the fact that you will never know which day the trash and recycling is picked up. Picked up everyday I think?! We have a bin man that does that for the residence.
11. You will be acutely aware of the amount of water and electricity you consume; it is alarming.
12. Try leading double lives, or triple lives, even. Quadruple is pushing it.
13. You’re either vastly weird or painfully boring when alone. You’re going to learn this The Hard Way.
14. If you leave empty bottles from multiple cases of beer out, it can look like you just had an awesome party if you play your cards right.
15. You are not an adult, nor will you be any time in the foreseeable future. Embrace that.
16. Life without furniture builds character.
17. Is it cold enough to turn the heat on? How do you know?
18. Spice it up! Buy some candles.
19. Sandwiches. Actually, no, since I never buy bread as baguettes go stale too quickly. But I do eat a metric fuckton of pasta, crackers, sweet biscuits.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Vacation 1: Macca comes to Paris

Three or so, days ago I returned from Belgium and Amsterdam.

Best week's vacation ever.

Thursday, Macca knocks thuddingly on my door and we grin as we hug each other. It's good to see a familiar face. He's pretty dirty looking, but it's acceptable as he's come on a bus all the way from London.

He examines my walls decorated with mementos of things past, things I'd like to see and other aesthetically pleasing things. I grin again. We exchange well-beings and he tells me of his adventures, read luxury lifestyle, while his mother was visiting him in England.

While he showers, I double check the Lamington ingredients for tonight's international dinner and email the parentals again to let them know that I'm going to try to be as unsafe as possible and that I'll try to rent one of the windows in Amsterdam's red light district.

SoonBen and his friend from Aus., S. arrive. Ben is super excited to compare notes with Ian: he adores the fact that they left within days of each other. I watch on bemused and ask the instructions for the Lams.

I leave to purchase my Erasmus a Paris ticket for Amsterdam so that I can join them there in a weeks time. Ian and I have an interesting time trying to find Mouss (l'organisateur) near Grands Boulevards metro. Turns out he is in the nearest Quick; It's a fast-food chain.

We run back, to find that all the Lams are done and that they have also helpfully consumed 8 in the process. We have fun on the ride even though I forget to get off at the connecting station Belleville.

Such a plethora of food, it's a shame that my eyes are bigger than my stomach.

"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk"... although Zombie Shuffle is closer to it because Cafe Censier was packed.
I ended up cutting myself on some glass (Paris Glass Accident no #4) by brushing the underside of my annoyingly crunchy boots. Remind me not to do that again. I tried to ask for tweezers at the bar using the words pinceaux. I later realised at home that they looked confused because that actually means 'paintbrushes'.

I was going to crash a party with my belle italiane near Montparnasse, but I realised that I would be even more tired for my 9am class the next day (Mythology- worst class ever).


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Rising for class the next day was struggletown as I was trying to be really quiet. Unfortunately, I made a huge rackett trying to find my metro pass, which had fallen behind my bed. 


After class, I gobbled my 3,50EUR lunch, photocopied my passeport and then hurried to La Fontaine St. Michel jusqu'a quelques pas de la Notre Dame au centre de Paris to meet Ian for the English-Speaking tour. It was super, super-interesting.

We left early, and while I packed, I-dog cooked the eggs and lardons (french bacon cubes) in my frigo.

Galleini metro stop was our next port of call.
Being typically French, the ticket-guy questioned our non-printed out copy of our E-TICKETS!? N'avez-vous pas la capacite de comprendre le sens de E-TICKET?! Another W.T.F. (Welcome to France) moment.

Maccarena and I snacked on green-beans, tomatoes and apples on our way there, chatting like two ducks in a pond.

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REVELATION: When you live in Paris, it's like the world doesn't exist. But when you leave, you realise that there is so much to discover. It's easier (more elegant) to express this sentiment in French.

Quand vous habitez a Paris, il est comme le monde n'existe pas. Mais quand vous sortez de Paris, il y a bien un monde. 


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Gent or Gant is beautiful. I love the coloured brick buildings with their canals and the quaint triangular frontages (s'il l'expression existe). Gent, Gent, I would like to raise children there so that they too, might be adorable and quaint.

We laughed at all the Dutch words and were particularly amused with one type of food available (you must ask me about it next time we talk). The map we had was useful if you weren't actually trying to find any of the highlights marked on it. It was a bit more like a cryptic crossword.

"So the Chocolate and Books shop is shown here on Leidenzjeilstraat!"

"Ahhh, that must means that you take two lefts at Grinjeilstraat, then turn 180 degrees at the Apotheek, give thanks to the Mystic Lamb (no joke, this exists) and then it will be directly opposite Rembrandtplein, just past the sewing bar."

We bought a 2EUR block of chocolade, and sat down contemplating the active brownie scouts in the square who were screaming at harmonic intervals. We concluded that they were anti-rape calls (although nobody was paying them any attention, so slightly ineffectual).

We re-pursued our search for the above attraction and in two minutes were sat down to sickeningly sweet Belgian hot chocolate and complimentary brownie bits at the back of the cozy parlor. Macca tinkled out the Australian National Anthem on the pianny there, and was promptly approached by a waitress who sweetly informed him that he was giving her a headache and would he kindly stop?

As we left, I laughing, he sheepish, we cursed them in yiddish and re-examined our map. The cheap bastards that we are we tried to find the Town Hall and the acclaimed Huge Lollipop also on our curious map. The Town Hall was inaccessible; the Huge Lollipop, a cruel lie destined to disappoint highly erudite culture-samplers like ourselves. We contented ourselves with finding a street full of shoes strung up over a high power-line and wondered how many Gent-ians were now walking around bare-footed because of it.

After exhausting most of the town's fine charms, such as a castle not far from our hostel which looked like those plastic Fischer-Price ones, we made the 1.5km journey over cobblestones (my shitty case amused itself by overturning at every opportunity) to the Train Station south of the city.

After observing a true Fat Controller who was a wearing a uniform that really accentuated his abundant sweaty curves we shot off to Brugges.

To be continued...